ragnar in drag ruined my life

@karegod

i’m glad someone else feels this way and will publish it as a reminder

why did I have no idea that a trans woman (Miranda Yardley) runs Terrorizer mag?

excellence

Dolce Gabbana ss14 + hair colors | inspired by (+)

on one hand I really dig this and on the other FLORALS. FOR SPRING. GROUNDBREAKING.

(Source: imsebastainstan)

I didn’t like the madden gifs, the “steal her look” nor the skeleton war meme… tumblr, am I getting old?

sounds like watercolor
anything to drown me
i will hide until i find myself awake
and it sounds a little better
when it gets a little louder
by the morning if i make it i’m o.k

I’ve always had issues with Kevin Moore demos - they’re not ~professional sounding~ enough for me to show them to my highly picky friends but the songs are too amazing not to share

karegod:

by Leah Burlington | (x)

shit abort everything this is Ragnar in drag

karegod:

by Leah Burlington | (x)

shit abort everything this is Ragnar in drag

bless

bless

(Source: shopjeen)

releasethezubats:

I was absent-mindedly taking selfies whilst holding my cup of tea but it looks like I’m listening to it tell a story

your hair is everything

releasethezubats:

I was absent-mindedly taking selfies whilst holding my cup of tea but it looks like I’m listening to it tell a story

your hair is everything

the minutiae of the gay rights discourse on the internet - the whole “bi/pan women *reclaiming* dyke for themselves”, the “women have cis privilege on the whole because gender and sex are a separated axis of oppression somehow and no intersection is not a thing”, the social dynamics of who people talk to at Pride and who has better fun - were just made irrelevant by the fact that there is an anti-Pride gathering in the center of the capital of my country and that there are people chanting KILL, KILL

like, I don’t wanna pull a “people are starving in Africa” on you guys, I’m aware that the hedonism treadmill is a thing, but you don’t know how lucky you are

mintleaftea:

People who talk about “winter clothes” like winter clothes are a cute hat and shorts with tights and a scarf like 

who are you do you know what winter even is

It’s like - are they talking about fall? because even in fall you need a good jacket and waterproof shoes

satan-is-not-natural:

ruaniamh:

kaymonstar:

I keep laughing.

HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE

EAT THE FUKCING CHIP YOU PIECE OF SHIT


#the flailing hands at the end get me every time#NO FELIX#NO#WE HAVE FAILED!!!
WHY FELIX???

satan-is-not-natural:

ruaniamh:

kaymonstar:

I keep laughing.

HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE

EAT THE FUKCING CHIP YOU PIECE OF SHIT

(Source: quevidamastriste)

assassinationtipsforladies wrote a cool survey and told us to consider ourselves tagged, so I’m doin’ it.

Okay, imagine you have a time machine and are assembling a small team for a major jewel heist, which historical figures are on that team? - Major jewel heist? Probably the most successful thieves ever, but since the most successful thieves have never been caught, I don’t know who the hell they are. So I’m screwed.

Favorite macaron? - I’ve never eaten one, but I like chocolate on everything.

Which hobbit would you most and least like to assemble Ikea furniture with? - I’d like to work with Rosie and Sam, all bets are off for anyone else.

Most shameful fictional character crush? - I’m pretty sure I’m the only person in my generation with no crushes on fictional characters. Adventure Time ladies are my only sort-of crushes, and I’m not really ashamed of it?

What’s a more serious commitment: buying a house with someone or adopting a dog together? - Paying a house off takes 30-40 years and a dog lives 15 at most, so I’ll go with the house.

What’s the weirdest movie/tv show you enjoy? - I don’t really watch shows or movies. Just the ocassional cartoon (Adventure Time + AT authors’ cartoons, and Nickleoden stuff, no anime either, some Ghibli though) and maybe a cop show here and there if my ass is glued to the couch. That’s probably weird in my generation as well.

Favorite stupidly complicated starbucks order? - When we get Starbucks in Serbia, I’ll let you know! Last time we were abroad (and my only time), it was four years ago in Italy and I can’t remember seeing any Starbucks.

Would you rather live without wifi or indoor plumbing? - Public places have Wi-Fi, but I can’t pee in public, so…

What song can you not resist singing along to? - there are many, but here’s one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnhNPM1A4t8

I enjoyed this, so thanks!

lyrica:

hiring mike portnoy to call me a disappointment during my 18th birthday party in half a year

delistylehardcore:

(((swoon over paul masvidal and his constant volunteer work for elderly and terminally ill people and his patent for a device to aid vocally impaired persons and his general good attitude and the values of kindness and self-love and thoughtfulness he subtly encourages in his music)))